第四期 序

数着数着,这已是第四期了,感觉真不容易呀。Aries由于首先完成并超额完成了两篇稿子的任务,又在这儿奋战本期的序。Stone和Scorp则还在吭哧吭哧的完成他们的帖子。大家可还记得在创刊词里,aries曾建议可以让rainman同学每期提供两则笑话。我们可爱的rainman同学不负众望今天又发了一个好帖子给我们,但是却没注明“一亩二分地”用稿,所以aries在此决定收入本刊序言,以解燃眉之急先 :)

Good Morning Sunday

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
“For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

“Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the
wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said:
“Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.”

The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish… So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! The husband
became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female.

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