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David selected some answers from his readers:

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* Who are the morons who respond to junk-mail offers, thereby keeping spammers in business?

–”That would be my sister.”

–”My mother, O.K.? Now you know.”

–”Statistically speaking, half of ALL people are below-average intelligence. That fact can explain MANY things.”

–”Naive people, like recent immigrants; old people whose adult children just set them up with a computer for the first time; and the truly desperate who’ve already tried other methods of penis enlargement.”

* Laptops, cameras and cellphones have improved by a thousand percent in the last ten years. Why not their batteries?

–”Chemistry. Quoting John Hockenberry from a Wired magazine story: ‘Current can be altered by changing a battery’s size, but voltage is determined (and fixed) by the atomic makeup of the materials used. Those attributes, recorded in the good old periodic table of elements, were configured shortly after the big bang and are not subject to clever human modifications.’”